- Billy Mays (don't Move Here, "it's A Trap!") Testo
- Courtney Taylor Taylor (how Sexy Is Your Soul?) Testo
- Dov Charney (neon Cotton Wormhole) Testo
- Glenn Beck (baby Blood Theft) Testo
- John Steinbeck (get Off My Phone!!) Testo
- Karl Marx (a Brief Science Of History) Testo
- L. Ron Hubbard (we Did One Of These At The Mall) Testo
- Marty Anderson (guitar Hero Material) Testo
- Michael Jackson (no.. We're Serious) Testo
- Phillip Seymour Hoffman (it's The Wonder Of Nature Baby!) Testo
- Steve Jobs (all Is Fun Until Someone Gets Stabbed) Testo
- Ted Haggard (the Future Isn't Knocking At Your Door. It's Pounding...) Testo
- Tony West Testo
- Tre Arrow (thanks For Smoking All My Weed... You Dick.) Testo
- Yasir Arafat (spidering Deep Into The Night) Testo